The University of Colorado Buffaloes continued fall camp on
Thursday and played host to the Pac-12 Network and their resident
weasel "Slick Rick" Neuheisel. As a horrible past head
football coach to no less than 25% of the teams in the new Pac-12,
the weasely-one now returns as an "analyst" and "media
celebrity." This apparently impressed the local media enough to
have a plethora of articles written about whatever drivel leached out
of his lips about the state of CU football, the University of
Colorado, and Boulder.
It is truly an indictment of the local media that they chose to
waste space that should have been allocated to Mike MacIntyre's
Buffaloes by instead writing about the musings of a man who has been
disgraced, fired, and frequently accused of being a liar and lawyer.
I digress, of course, and must admit that calling anyone a liar and a
lawyer would be redundant. But hey, after all, this is 2013 and fame
is more important than anything, especially honesty and integrity.
Unfortunately for NewWeasel and the local media, some of us have
been around long enough to remember the first go-round. I worked at
the Daily Camera Newspaper when the boy wonder first made his way
into Boulder in 1994 to work with the great Bill McCartney.
Mac had won one National Championship during his tenure
coaching in Boulder, but more importantly, had come within two bad
games of winning two more championships (the NC game against Notre
Dame in the Orange Bowl following the 1989 season, and the 1994 game
against Nebraska in Lincoln). If you had been there to see those
games and those seasons, then you know what I am talking about.
McCartney shocked everyone by announcing his retirement following the
game in which Rashaan Salaam wrapped up his Heisman Trophy by going
over 2000 yards in a season during the season ending game with Iowa
State. The 1994 team was so good that NINE Buffs were selected in the
NFL Draft the following April, including SEVEN in the first three
rounds.
Colorado surprised a great many people by choosing a very young
Neuheisel over more experienced coaches with at least coordinator
experience to become the next head coach of the Buffs for the 1995
season. I have to admit that I was excited that CU was showing rare
foresight (or so I thought then) by hiring a guy who was nearly the
same age I was. Judith Albino was wrong to hire Ricky Boy then, and I
was wrong in thinking that a guy smart enough to get through law
school and pass the bar had the dedication to be a great head coach.
As an aside, I realize that the Wikipedia page dedicated to Rick
Neuheisel says he was the Offensive Coordinator for the Buffs in
1994, but that is wrong. The OC during Mac's final year was Elliot
Uzelac.
Neuheisel inherited a perennial top-5 team built by Mac, and then
got way too much credit when the Buffs won 10 games each of his first
two seasons. In hindsight, the Buffs would have won 10 games in '95
and '96 no matter who was the coach because of the depth of the
program built by McCartney. Once the program was in the hands of
players developed by Neuheisel's staff, however, the wheels started
to come off the program.
It was bad enough that the Buffs went from their typical 10 wins
in a season to only 5 in 1997, more embarrassing still was that CU
had to later forfeit their wins because they used an ineligible
player. Also came revelations that there were recruiting
improprieties from the very top (the big dog, or, in this case, the
big weasel). Those things alone had me and other serious Buff fans
calling for Ricky's job.
What really pissed me off about the articles written by the local
media is that they really don't know anything about the people they
are writing about. Several mentioned their incorrect belief that Buff
fans were angry with Neuheisel for leaving CU to go to Washington.
Nothing could be further from the truth. I became chat room friends
with several people at UW fansites during that time. In a much more
civilized era of college sporting discussions, I explained my
misgivings about Neuheisel.
Several years later, after the general consensus that Neuheisel
had embarrassed their school as well, they thanked me for trying to
warn them. Years later, we marveled at the warped mentality that led
UCLA to hire a man who had twice run afoul of the NCAA, leading to
sanctions of his teams, and then successfully sued the NCAA and
Washington for doing their own jobs poorly.
One would think that nowadays that any hiring Rick analysis would
come with a comprehensive risk analysis. That is, considering his
high pay, profile, and position, what does he offer as a benefit
compared to potential risks to the prestige and financial health and
wellbeing of the program?
All said, like most lawyers, you have to take anything Rick says
with a grain of salt. Better yet, in the case of Neuheisel, you
should probably add the wedge of lime and shot of tequila to make
anything he says palatable. I am sure the local media, in their
obsequious desire to pay homage to fame and/or infamy, believe they
are entitled to share the opinions of such a man “who is like any
other man, only more so.” (Casablanca). I think I share the
opinions of many long time Buff fans who have the image of Jack
Nicholson in
A Few Good Men come
to mind when we say we “don't give a damn what you think you are
entitled to.”